Varunk Max yr dusi-runk dyqru ffarsh-ffeqzash Nuereqh-troqa'e qzochine-shiiqn runkenqiraff.
Aelithero-troqa'e nuqrter-aelithaiee-shiiqn.
PS: Qziqre-chashes-runk-sharu hugarchtor. (Also, I LIKE bread.)
PPS: This is written in Ruschiki. It's MY OWN esoteric language.
Vir-chal duqcachi-sharu tos bregushaqn tos qeqzele qeqcame.